Happy September, baby!
Last Saturday, overslept as usual, 麟少 and I dashed for train to meet Ah Q to get the homemade birthday cake for ECC President. Because of the time constraint, we didn't have our lunch, (althou' Ah Q made me a star-shaped blueberry cheese bread) I still bought back a small packet of roasted chicken rice at the station for myself, since 麟少 wasn't hungry at that time.
Then when back home, after 2 hours or so, the picky boy claimed that he felt hungry and went downstairs to get Char Siew Roasted Pork rice. When finished, automatically one will throw the styroform box into the chute. So, 麟少 being normal opened the chute and throw the empty box into it...and...
"EH~~ HEL~LO~!! WHY YOU THROW?!?! CLEANING YOU KNOW!!!" an Ah Neh accent came out from the chute.
麟少 was laughing it away while I still didn't know what exactly happened, even he narrated to me I only laughed for awhile. Maybe I was just too busy with my touching up. Anyway, he should had noticed the water flowing sound in the chute...
Continuing my touching up to get prepared for Fairmont at Sis's toilet, suddenly I heard an Ah Neh talking to someone, and the someone's voice sounded like 麟少. Out of curiorsity, I walked to the kitchen...and so they caught to my surprise, the chute was opened with an Ah Neh's head wearing the safety helmet in the chute!!!!
The scene was damn hilarious, if you can picture it - A person at 8th floor inside the rubbish chute hanging by a rope.
Ah Neh accused 麟少 for throwing rubbish twice in his Neh's accent. He was fierce. Of cos, imagine when you were doing something, suddenly a styroform box with red plastic bag fell onto your head, definitely you will get heated up.
The conversation went on for about 5 to 10min with the same sentences...
Ah Neh: Two time! Two Time. Cleaning you know! You 8 floor, right? Ya, two time two time...
麟少 (laughing the fact that Ah Neh inside the chute): No No. Never... No throw no throw...
(Yes, we are denying the fact that we threw one time...oops or maybe mum helped me to throw my chicken rice paper too!)
After releasing his anger, Ah Neh once again used his dark fingers tapped the chute opening asking us, "OPEN, CLOSE...OPEN CLOSE~". We said close and I was thinking should I go forward and close it...then, Ah Neh with the pissed off face closed the chute by himself. WAHAHAHA~ our very first reaction the moment the chute was closed.
Until now, when I talked about it I still couldn't stop laughing! Who the hell will see a alive human inside the building chute??
This Ah Neh is really a smart chap. He knew it so well that it was us who threw the rubbish!! Hmm..interesting...haha...
The best part was, I thought it was a routine cleaning of the chutes till we saw the notice board saying the chutes are under upgrading condition! Again...we laughed!! Quickly reached home, told mum about it and then we finally know why there is a big paint tin outside our apartment! Mum laughed that she was wondering who was the idiot to put the empty tin outside our door and she kicked it to the other corner where not in our sight.
So now, chute is sealed with masking tapes and bin at the side of our apartment. =D
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